"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you
are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a
vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling
people what you really think of them.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that
yours is stupid.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
You
laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the
same."
"You
can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty."
- Sacha Guitry