Quotable Quotes - 1 - Sarcasm

"You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they're simply unbearable."

 - Marguerite Duras

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

- Dennis Wholey 

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."

"You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty."

- Sacha Guitry

What a woman wants?

Love, sex and money … not necessarily in the same order … every girl has different priorities but largely you can categorise it into these three..

So voila!! We now know what we want.. So what’s the problem then?

The problem is how to get it…

Will a lot of love and money do away with your bed cravings... or can you settle for a big mansion to live but no one to cuddle and sleep …

Much worse... What if you find it in different men...? And for a matter of fact you will!!

Imagine what a mess!!!

With my personal experience I can share one thing for sure... In a woman’s life there is a man who makes her happy and a man whom she loves with all her heart … at least two different men in each of our lives...

Sorry to break your bubble girlfriend but Life just got tougher…

What is love ?

What is love ?

It is not about romantic kisses and passionate moments ... elaborate dinner dates and expensive presents (though i love presents) ... 

It is about fighting to eat fried rice while your partner wants to have hakka noodles...

 though you both like vice versa...:P

(*This actually happened with me)

Celebrating rain...

It poured 

I observed

didn't feel a thing

That mushy feeling...

Thanks for the classy setting

and the lovely dinner

for the champagne glasses

and musical notes

Not a hint of elation

not a shred of pain

But its strange 

not the same any more

I guess 

my heart has stopped celebrating rain...

I just want to fall in love

And you think I am kidding?

When I hold your hand and tell you

All the wonderful things …

And you think I am kidding?

When I skip a beat

Every time you open the door…

And you think I am kidding?

That I can spend my life

Just looking at you …

Tell me who can love you more than I do?

Who will think of you always and forever?

And you think I am kidding?

When I remember every little thing you ask for

When I watch your chick flicks and send cheeky mails

When I send you a three page long messages

And a rose everyday …

I just want to fall in love with you

Over and over again ...

And you still think I am kidding ?

I thought about you !!!

Dearest Love...

I thought about you

your essence

Your presence..

fill the room with your laughter

Let me moan in the bathtub,

Dressing ,Undressing and making love

Close dancing in the night club..

those rejuvenating massages

Which didn't just end there...

Little black dress , high heels

your fingertips and my wet hair..

The way you hold me close

Soft kisses on my nose,

Cuddled bliss at night

When you hold me so tight...

I lost to you..My Heart ,

My love , my life ..

Hold me if I fall

And be my guiding light...

A rainy day!!!

A rainy day is like finding your soul mate. With every embrace it will make you feel beautiful, with every touch it will create pangs in your nerves, it will be there when you want to hide your tears from the world, it will make you hungry, it will induce sleep like never before, will make harder to concentrate on other things, above all it will cleanse you of all the pains and will let you dream … and when it is gone it leaves sweet and naughty memories behind ….